Master the art of deadpan delivery with this exclusive Off Screen Threads tee. The “Me? Sarcastic? Never.” design is the perfect shield for those who wield wit like a weapon (but would never admit it). This shirt lets you speak volumes without saying a word.

Imagine the smirk-worthy silence after a perfectly timed sarcastic remark. This tee is your wingman, subtly amplifying the hilarity without ever breaking character. It’s perfect for everyday wear, injecting a touch of playful irony into any situation.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Confuse colleagues, amuse acquaintances, and baffle family gatherings – all while maintaining an air of wide-eyed innocence. This shirt is your secret weapon for social dominance (although you’d never say that, of course). It’s sarcasm made sartorial, available only at Off Screen Threads. Add it to your wardrobe today and let your inner cynic shine (while pretending it doesn’t exist).